I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate.
Is there anything more absolutely, totally, incredibly, magnificently, marvelously, stupendously cool than an authentic Wonka Golden Ticket?
From Sugar Sugar International, whose link no longer works.
From Charlie and the Chocolate Factory, 2006 version:
Grandpa George: The kids who are going to find the golden tickets are the ones who can afford to buy candy bars every day. Our Charlie only gets one a year. He doesn’t have a chance.
Grandma Josephine: Everyone has a chance, Charlie.
Grandpa George: Mark my words. The first kid to find a golden ticket will be fat, fat, fat.
Augustus Gloop: [Augustus appears and cameras flash] I am eating the Wonka bar and I taste something that is not chocolate. Or coconut. Or walnut, or peanut butter, or caramel. Or sprinkles. So I look and I find the golden ticket.
Grandpa George: [the Bucket home sees the TV with Augustus on the screen] Told you he’d be a porker.